Rick Santorum’s first name is actually Richard, as in Richard Nixon, as in Tricky Dick Nixon, as in Rick Santorums name is fucking DICK SANTORUM ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!

johnwilkestooth:

Why have I not seen this yet!?

(via jesuisperdu)


  1. aint-no-muggle reblogged this from craptitude
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    it kinda sounds like food like “i’ll have the fettucini santorum please” i’m sure it’s an acquired taste
  3. craptitude reblogged this from carbon-is-a-tramp and added:
    hearing Santorum in my brain feels filthy and I’m not even American.
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    Just hearing “Dick Santorum” in my brain feels filthy
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